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Friday, April 10, 2009

ok there are three types of girls in my view

1. THE BEAUTIFUL

ok this girl is what you would call a classic beauty i guess. she's not wildly eccentric looking. she may not even be hot. but her face is proportioned rightly. she dresses so appropriately for each occasion. and she oozes elegance and sophistication. she's probably intelligent, well spoken, opinionated and one of those true 21st century women who are trying to make it in this man's world. Men probably find her intimidating and hence until she finally finds someone who understands her she'll be lonely. She's probably very stubborn and doesnt listen to the advice of others and too head strong to apologise for things. For chinese (not really asians.. i dont know what other asian cultures think of beautiful women) a classic beauty in my belief would be very very very white, a small face love heart face, eyes that arent too big so that they look more westernised nor eyes that are too small that they look like the cartoons of chinese people. a high small nose. flawless skin. ie. channelling zhangzi yi

2. THE HOTTIE

ok so she's a bit wild. she looks wild and dresses wild. she wants to stand out from the crowd and most importantly she probably loves it when men stare at her. this type girl is what all guys around our age aim to be able to nail down (well in my opinion anyway). however, these are also the types of girls that well frankly men dont really respect. all she oozes is probably just sex and a "come hither" vibe, but after sex what else will a man see in her? nothing basically. so she just becomes this little play thing that no one could give a shit about. she probably has a small collection of tattoos. her tongue and belly pierced. doesnt own anything past her knee or anything covering her stomach. her boobs are probably hanging out of every piece of clothing she owns. she's usually confident, cocky but not stimulating. so when she talks to guys she will be sexually mesmerizing but when youa ctual listen to her talk, underneath her extreme use of dirty words, you'll find no substance whatsoever. elegance? sophistication? SAY WHAT? when i think hot, i think big smoky eyes, little black dress, high stilletos, for some reason a big mouth (HAHAHA) and long straight hair. channelling tila tequila.

3. THE CUTIE

she's adorable. she probably wears fluffy things. little kitten heels all the time. she probably has big goggly eyes that stare at you like little puppies. she probably doesnt even have a solid understanding of what sex is. she's probably the most innocent thing you've ever seen. she probably likes pink. or likes cute soft toys that she always wants you to buy her. or win her at capitol. she probably never raises her voice but you still end up losing the fights because you look into those crazy puppy dog eyes and you just give in. she probably looks really pretty and cute standing next to you and all your friends think she's adorable too. you guys probably never fight anyway becasue whatever you say goes cuz she's accommodating like that. she probably doesnt have much of a say in matters not because she doesnt want to but becase she probably doesnt really understand whats going on anyway. her main goal in life is to stand there and look cute. and boy does she do a good job. i'm thinking BIG ROUND eyes, short and skinny, lots of mobile jingle thingys little cute hats, little kitten heels (cuz they're too short to wear flats even to uni) frilly and lacey little skirts. channelling Rainie

yeap thats my generalisation of the day. im not trying to say what im saying is true. its just something to mull over and to think how many of these types or similar types of girls you know.

anyway today my dad said the most racist thing EVER. we were watching americna idol and one of the ex american idol people came on. it was this blonde country singer chick and she was wearing a silver strapless dress that ended just above her knee. and my dad was like thats a very nice dress. and cuz im a smartass i said you wouldnt let me out of the house in a dress like that. AND GUESS WHAT HE SAID?

ITS

CUZ

YOU

DONT

HAVE

BLONDE

HAIR

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA

omg me and ivy just cracked up sooooooo hard. its not even that racist its just the most idiotic logic EVER. hahahahaha my mum was dumbstruck at how stupid my dad was too. haha hilariousssssss

30/04/09. will be a significant day.

xpeaceout