Don’t you hate creepy crawlies? Im not scared of them at all. They’re tiny! But I do find them repulsive and shivery and just disgusting. This week has been a very buggy week. ok so I’m getting off the bus and I feel this sharp sharp pain in my shoulder, just where the place I carry my bag is. Its like a really really sharp needle just digging deeper and deeper into my skin. You know what feeling im talking about? Yeah well so there I am on the bus, buckling underneath the extent of the pain and I would usually be jumping around at home screaming my head off if I hadn’t been on one of the rickety buses (hillsbuses psshhh). That reminds me.. you know how sometimes you stub your toe like on the edge of cupboards or something? And you jump around forever cuz it kills? Yeah… that popped into my head…SOOOO KEEPING UP WITH THE STORY… yeah so like it stung but went away so I was like oh maybe it was just something hurting inside of me like something wrong with my shoulder blade. You know how that happens like… something inside your body hurts? And you don’t know what it is? WELL LITTLE DID I KNOW. Now on that shoulder I have this huge red ass bite thing and my mum says it looks as if its gonna pus up! GROSSSSSSSSS. I bet it was a wasp or a bee. GRRR ive never been stung by a bee before except when I was a little kid in china. I used to catch dragonflies (it was totally the “in” thing back then…) and I saw a “dragonfly”.. bent down to pick it up and BAM! swollen finger….

Ok so that was incident 1.

INCIDENT 2.

I was in bed. Playing around with my phone. Im wearing my kitty pjs ie. A big shirt that’s so old its like see-through now and I was half-lying half sitting up.. so like my head is kinda close to my chest. Can you picture it? And I had turned off all my lights so I only had the mobile giving me a bit of light. Sooo im just doing my own thing.. and THEN I feel this thing crawling on my chest… I look down AND THIS BUG IS CRAWLING ON ME. ARGGGHHH. I grab it, ferociously, almost like squeezing it and fling it onto the floor. I don’t have anything to kill it with so I grab my nailpolish on my bedside table and I’m like smashing the daylight outta it. My fingers smelt like CRAP. I showered twice before I went to bed. I can still feel it crawling on me! GROSS

I hate bugs.